Check your DMs!
Check your DMs!
2024-03-08 20:00:59 +0000 UTC View Post
THE SEXORCIST Every month I get incredibly cranky, this time they had to call a specialist to deal with me. He really fucked the hell out of me, I hope he wasn't expensive or my body will get repossessed. Featuring @bilboshaggins Directed by @dickbush
2024-03-08 18:00:12 +0000 UTC View Post
I think it was a gelding. (Sorry @bilboshaggins I am merely quoting π€ͺ)
2024-03-07 20:00:15 +0000 UTC View Post
There is one outside chance of a cure. I think of it as shock treatment. @bilboshaggins
2024-03-07 12:00:13 +0000 UTC View Post
How do you go about getting an (s)exorcism? Find out tomorrow! (Or tonight if you're a VIP!!)
2024-03-07 08:00:50 +0000 UTC View Post
My idea of Heaven is a solid white nightclub with me as a headliner for all eternity, and they *love* me.
2024-03-06 20:00:17 +0000 UTC View Post
Is there someone inside you? Always.
2024-03-06 12:00:30 +0000 UTC View PostComing on Friday... The SEXORCIST π Early for all subscribers with Auto-Renew on π with @bilboshaggins
2024-03-06 11:30:06 +0000 UTC View Post
I'm the π. Now kindly undo these straps.
2024-03-06 08:00:34 +0000 UTC View Post
I'm not feeling myself, can I feel you instead?
2024-03-05 20:00:42 +0000 UTC View Post
I need a ride to my lunch date, fuck it, I just need a ride π
2024-03-04 12:00:58 +0000 UTC View Post
Happy Monday, is that Spring I can smell, or freshly shaven pussy?
2024-03-04 08:00:38 +0000 UTC View Post
Think you can make me squirt? π¦
2024-03-03 18:00:44 +0000 UTC View Post
One hell of a lot of mirror fun going on in the DMs today π¦πͺ
2024-03-03 08:00:45 +0000 UTC View Post
5ft, 20 year old Switch @dinobabyofficial is offering my fans a free trial ππ¦ Should I film with her? https://onlyfans.com/action/trial/ooxvj641ivnngupbgoti0bcbumqno2j7
2024-03-02 22:03:50 +0000 UTC View Post
Can we fuck like rabbits? π°
2024-03-02 20:00:50 +0000 UTC View Post
πIt's my 30th Birthday this month!π And I feel as old as time itself!! π But if you'd like to relieve my stress a little bit and bring a smile to my face, and possibly my pussy, here is my Wishlist! π₯Ήπ«ΆπΌ https://www.amazon.co.uk/hz/wishlist/ls/3C391GOKWRHEN
2024-03-02 16:20:12 +0000 UTC View Post
Still in bed... where are you??
2024-03-02 12:00:30 +0000 UTC View Post
Lets' spend the weekend in bed?
2024-03-02 08:00:59 +0000 UTC View Post
Tits for dick? It's Friday, after all.
2024-03-01 20:00:57 +0000 UTC View PostLittle teaser of what's in your DMs π€
2024-03-01 18:00:42 +0000 UTC View Post
Might have to make sure I don't cum too hard with my own version of (trouser) snakes and ladders...
2024-03-01 12:00:25 +0000 UTC View Post
Who saw the facial Danny D gave me in their DMs??
2024-03-01 08:00:55 +0000 UTC View Post
## πWe're surrounded by snakes - Let's Escape!!π What can we do when there's no ladders though? Oh I know...Let's get that cock nice and hard, and use that to climb our way out... just please don't get me too excited though as I'll flood the place and we will just go sliding back down into the snake pit!!! **EVERY roll is a WIN** ***$10 - 1 roll*** ***$25 - 3 rolls*** P.S. Swipe right to see the board!
2024-03-01 06:00:39 +0000 UTC View Post